Robert Fowler Has Redefined American Cinema

26 11 2010

For those of you not in the know, Robert Fowler a.k.a. Bobby Fisher is an underground hip-hop superstar, blond mustache wearer, and all around honkey.

He is also a pioneer in Independent Film. His magnum opus is called Bobby Fisher’s Big Laxative Adventure. Do not click that link if you are offended by maverick film-making, as there are no words in the English language to describe the excellence that is this film.

Scrumtrillescent

Rumor has is that after viewing  this masterpiece, Martin Scorsese immediately broke into tears and begged to be a part of the next Bobby Fisher production, the Writer’s Guild quit en masse, and Michael Bay killed himself.

presumably in an overly expensive CGI scene

There is literally something for everyone in this one short film. It may only be a minute and a half long, but if it were longer, it would collapse in on itself in a black hole of excellence with no film able to escape its event horizon.

It contains comedy

Drama

Introspection

And of course, lots of, ahem, toilet humor

With a cameo by Alicia Miller as “we need to see other people” girl (not credited).

When he’s not revolutionizing the face of contemporary cinema, Robert Fowler can be found rapping with skill indirectly proportionate to his overbearing upper-middle class whiteness in the group High Society, along with co-founder and whitey enthusiast/documentarian Scribe86

Noticeably less caucasian

and comically named Hyryze

(see, the joke is that he's like 5'4")

Also I’ll give Fish some extra cool points cuz he’s probably the only person who remembers my verses on the St. Valentines Massacre that I recorded as Axis in 2004 with Scribe.

So in summation, do yourself a favor and watch the motion picture event that caused the Cannes Film Festival to permanently shut down on grounds that “no other movie could win any awards ever again now that Bobby Fisher’s Laxative Adventure exists”.

Also, mom, I’m sorry you had to see that.

My bad

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3 responses

26 11 2010
kingdonko

hyryze is actually only 5’1″

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26 11 2010
trexcannon

oh man that makes it even better. i was just being nice

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19 01 2011
Bobby Fisher

I AM STILL THE MOST SWAGGED OUT UNICORN IN THE FUCKING EXISTENCE OF FUCKING UNICORNS. FUCK PEGASUS, HE’S A FUCKING FAGGOT.

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